Things Goku Would Never Say:

---Goku: "Nah, I would rather read this book on Astrophysics, but thanks for the offer of a seven-course meal Chi-Chi."
---Goku: "Two plus two is four. Wow! Math is easy."
---Goku: "Vegeta come on it is just simple geometry. A right triangle has an angle of 90 degrees. I mean...duh!"
---Goku: "We don't stand a chance -- he's too strong for me or anyone. I guess we have to give up."
---Goku: "Frieza!!! Hurry up, Pokemon is coming on."
---Goku: "Hold up. i'll train afterSurvivor. Chi-Chi, hurry up with that six-pack of Mr. Pibb!"
---Goku: "Orange just isn't my color. Pink would accentuate my eyes better."
---Goku: "Hello, Vegeta, old chap. Would you by chance like to challenge me in a game of croquet?"
---Goku: "Gohan, hurry up. It's mud-wrestling night At Capsule Corporation. We don't want to miss Bulma."
---Goku: "Fighting? What's that?"
---Goku: "Vegeta, I can't stand it anymore! I LOVE YOU!"
---Goku: "Bulma, is that you?!"
---Goku: "Chi Chi, can you read 'The Three Little Pigs' to me?"
---Goku: "Yay! Chi Chi signed me up for school! Now I can have a proper education!"
---Goku: "Looks like I've won the chess game again, Bulma. Pay up."
---Goku: "I'm tired of fighting..."
---Goku: "Chi-chi, shut the @#%$ up! Don't make me come over there!"
---Goku: "Gohan, (points to Videl) THIS is a woman. They're a *lot* more fun than fighting, believe me!"
---Goku: "Cell? Buu? You guys deal with it; I'm on vacation..."
---Goku: "Calculus is easy, Gohan! You just have to apply yourself harder! Here, let me show you..."
---Goku: "Gohan, Videl looks easier than a 2-piece jigsaw puzzle. You should be be able to score in no time!" (sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan on Gokou's head)
---Goku: "You're not getting my Bud-Light, Veggie."
---Goku: "Hey Chi Chi, bend over so I can have some tossed salad with my dinner."
---Goku: "Common sense? Sure I got plenty of that but I just choose to ignore it!"
---Goku: "Up, up and away!"
---Goku: "I'm sorry, Chichi! This never happened to me before..."
---Goku: "Gohan, can you teach me algebra?"
---Goku: "2x+(-6x) equals -4x..."
---Goku: "When I go on those things, I get kind of dizzy, and then I pass out."
---Goku: "I'm full."
---Goku: "I said study Gohan, NOW!"
---Goku: "I agree, let's all join the circus!!!"
---Goku: "Pssst! Hey fella?! Ya wanna see my Dragon Balls!?"
---Goku: "You're right, Bulma, we should use the Dragonballs and just wish the villain away!"
---Goku: "Oh well, sounds like fun, lets go Gohan, want to come, Chichi?"
---Goku & Piccolo: "I feel like Chicken tonight!"
---Goku: "Chi-Chi....I love you!"
---Goku:"I'm Son Goku...an AA member."
---Goku:"I'm going to Disneyland!"
---Goku: "Hey, gang, let's cash in on the Spice Girl's fame;We can be the...SpiceZ!!"
---Goku:(singing): "Here she comes...Miss Amercia..."
---Goku (flying): "Help, these air currents are sweeping me away!"
---Goku: "I'm starting a diet. Healthy snacks only."
---Goku : "Chichi! where have you been all night? i've been worried sick!"
---Goku: "Wait...How do ya know a dragon has 7 balls?"
---Goku (waiting at the bus stop): "Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm. (five minutes later) Oh! I forgot I could fly. Ha!"
---Goku (talking in his head): "I could trick those two saijyans that I'm a Super Saijyan by dying my hair yellow. Now, how do I make my hair stay up?"
--- Goku: "Sorry Kurillen you can't go on the ride,the sign say's you have to be this tall... "
---Goku: "Can't the UN handle this one?"
--- Goku: (Singing) "I belive I can Fly. I Believe I can touch the Sky."